What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, cis scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my womyns’ studies class in community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed notes. I am trained in victim worship and I’m the most sensitive person in all of Tumblr. You are nothing to me but just another trigger. I will wipe you the fuck out with petitioning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with using *TRIGGER WARNING* binary gender pronouns over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of otherkin across the United Rapes of America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, man-ape. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 4chan account. You’re fucking *TRIGGER WARNING* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can belittle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just based on your gender. Not only am I extensively trained in histrionics, but I have access to the entire catalog of Sherlock .gifs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn oppressor. I will shit fury all over you and you will *TRIGGER WARNING* drown in it. You’re fucking dead, patriarch.