Aperture Science Announcement Voice:
Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.
To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay. Of course, we do reserve the right to promptly back down as soon as we get the vaguest of threats against our profits.
For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards. In the meantime, we'll continue to throw money at conservative anti-LGBT politicians, since they, like us, don't like paying taxes.
We would like to seize this opportunity to reiterate that any kind of accusations regarding discrimination at the human resources department were outright fabrications. Be assured that Aperture Laboratory values every [disposable] human test subject equally, as Federal regulations require us to.
Please proceed over the test chamber as flamboyantly as your lack of basic coordination will allow.
This blogpost stemmed from a discussion about if rainbow capitalism is worse than armchair pandering allies. It was shamelessly stolen from Charles Oberonn's blog. Anyway, be gay, do crime, have a nice pride month.