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It’s often supposed, presumably because I’m a dog lover, that I don’t like cats. The truth is, I’m as partial to a cuddle with a willing cat as the next person. I say “willing” advisedly, though: it’s nigh-on impossible to get a cat to do anything except what they want. Not that I’m a cat expert. All I know is training dogs is way easier than cats. Dogs, by and large, want to work with you. Cats don’t give a stuff. Dogs make you look good when they show off their trained skills. Cats take the mickey. Who’d want to be a cat trainer? Such people exist — I’ve seen them on film sets — but they’re more patient or cleverer than I am.
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