Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Upgrades (2000)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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[the Tok'ra have showed up with a box]
Anise : You may call me Anise.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Anise?
Anise : It means "noble strength".
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Um, I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
Colonel Jack O'Neill : I'm Jack. It means...
[gestures at the box]
Colonel Jack O'Neill : What's in the box?
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Waitress : What can I get you?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Um, three of the biggest steaks you've got, with everything, rare, and baked potato.
Waitress : You got it!
[She starts to walk off]
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Excuse me... That was for me!
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Yeah, I'm gonna have three as well.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Four?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Four... Four is good, yeah.
Major Samantha Carter : Me too, and French fries with mine... oh and a diet soda!
[O'Neill and Jackson give her a funny look]
Major Samantha Carter : I like the taste better!
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : Uh, General, sir? About the obviously impending court-martials, I'd like...
Major General : You were all under the influence of an alien technology, Colonel. That's a pretty solid defense.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Even so, I... I'm sorry.
Major Samantha Carter : Me too.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Me three.
Teal'c : [Jack, Sam, and Daniel all turn to look at Teal'c] I have no need to apologize.
Major General : Teal'c was actually following orders.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [resignedly] Of course he was.
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Major Samantha Carter : So, has it occurred to anyone that we're defying a direct order?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Well, it's not like we haven't defied orders before.
Major Samantha Carter : Well, yeah, but that was to save Earth.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Earth. Steaks. There's a difference?
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [after knocking Teal'c out while boxing] Teal'c, I'm really sorry about that.
Teal'c : No, you're not.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [after a pause] No, I'm not.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [Upon finding Daniel and Teal'c outside the about-to-explode Goa'uld ship] I thought I told you guys to get back to that gate!
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Yeah; Teal'c wouldn't move.
