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Wayne Rooney's party girl Laura Simpson makes a joke about the size of his manhood on Twitter, compares him to 'Shrek'



Wayne Rooney

Laura Simpson, the 'party girl' who got Wayne Rooney into trouble after he was arrested for drinking and driving while behind the wheel of her car, has made an awkward remark about the size of his manhood.

Recall that Simpson claimed they only 'kissed and cuddled' after they enjoyed a whirlwind night boozing at a bar before he was arrested on the 1st of September. But, according to The Daily Star, the 'party girl' who has left  Rooney's marital home in jeopardy hinted that things went a little bit further between them.

Wayne RooneyDuring a late-night Twitter exchange with a fan of Manchester United, the footballer's former club, the 29-year-old office worker discussed the size of his manhood.

When the fan asked details about her encounter with Wayne Rooney. Laura wrote: 'Shrek has got tekkers,' a slang for technique.

The fan went further to ask an intimate question,'Was he hung like a hamster or an ogre?' 

Saucy Laura then responded: 'Like an ogre,' prompting an amused response from the fan. 

The party girl later deleted the conversation and apologised for getting nasty about her experience with the former England captain.

Wayne Rooney

Meanwhile, ever since the whirlwind night boozing and drinking and driving incident came to light, Rooney's wife Coleen who's pregnant with their fourth child has stopped wearing her wedding ring.

 

by Linda Ikeji at 23/10/2017 8:55 PM
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Raphael Ayuba about 6 years ago

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NaijaDeltaBabe about 6 years ago

Hian! ... Merited happiness

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AMAZING TOP 5 about 6 years ago

see what married men do bring upon themselves, mtcheww

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Vivian Reginalds about 6 years ago

silly low-life whore! -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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David Chuks about 6 years ago

This Bitch should freestyle Rooney and his family na

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Nicole about 6 years ago

Attention seeker go find your own man

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Anonymous about 6 years ago

kiss and tell everyday

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Amy nwa about 6 years ago

Stupid bitch

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Zhbby about 6 years ago

Beautiful nonesense.

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The Beginning about 6 years ago

Enjoy the fame aunty

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Oluwaseyi tynii Samuel about 6 years ago

She sha want to break that home by all means . Stupid idiot attention seeking bitch

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Lin about 6 years ago

Ok naaaaaaaaa

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Lovette about 6 years ago

The bottom line is that men don't like Peace of mind at all. They avoid peace with all their strenght. They love stress

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Omoni Henry. about 6 years ago

Lol.. Maybe it's true..

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Anonymous about 6 years ago

These hoes aint loyal at all!

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Ibe. Chukwu about 6 years ago

Dis whore is bent on wrecking Rooney's marriage no doubt.

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Nnemaramma about 6 years ago

This one is evil

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Amaka about 6 years ago

And she isn't beautiful

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CEDARTREE about 6 years ago

SILLY GIRL

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CEDARTREE about 6 years ago

SILLY GIRL ,OLOSHO, A LESSON FOR OTHER PLAYERS

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CEDARTREE about 6 years ago

SILLY GIRL

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Ibe N. about 6 years ago

Rooney's reputation is on the line, here. He should have focused only on his wife and not have anything to do with such ladies, most of whom are out to break homes, celebrities regardless.

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Chidinma Agulanna about 6 years ago

hmnn. rooney rooney!

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Anonymous about 6 years ago

one p**sy no they do man,ladies believe it or not they always be another ass.....a loyal guy is a broke guy hate it or love it man must always cheat

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Oluminatty about 6 years ago

Na wa..but no matter the size she still loves it na

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