Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Grandfather (2009)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  The danger with calling someone's bluff is that even if you win...

  Blair Waldorf : Goodbye, Chuck.

  [walks away] 

  Gossip Girl : ...you risk them walking away from the table for good. And who wants to play with themselves?

• Blair Waldorf : [Blair walks towards a group of people in conversation]  So, what are we talking about?

  Upper Crust #1 : It's good to see you. Is your mother here?

  Blair Waldorf : No. It's a shame, though, she should be here to see this.

  [Blair clinks her glass briefly to one of the ladies glass] 

  Upper Crust #2 : You must have her call me. Gerald and I just got engaged and I need an Eleanor Waldorf design for the big day.

  Blair Waldorf : Sure, though I think she discontinued her third-trip-down-the-aisle-only-took-the-plunge-for-the-money line.

  Upper Crust #1 : Oh Blair, I think you've had too much to drink.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, you would know. Three DUI's now, is it? Not that I blame you.

  [Turns to the husband] 

  Blair Waldorf : Her way to escape the whispers that you made your money in adult-entertainment websites.

  Chuck Bass : [Chuck suddenly appears behind Blair, trying to stop her sabotage by dragging her away]  I'm sorry, everyone.

  Blair Waldorf : Bye.

  Chuck Bass : [Chuck and Blair are just walking away but Chuck quickly backtracks to speak to the husband]  Big fan of your sites.

• Society Matron : [She walks over towards Blair, who's talking to Serena and Chuck]  Blair Waldorf.

  [They air kiss] 

  Society Matron : How are you, dear? I heard you rejected the Colony Club. Too stuffy for my taste as well.

  Blair Waldorf : That's because your taste includes sleeping with your driver and popping prescription meds.

  [Blair mockingly raises her glass at the Matron before she walks away] 

• Chuck Bass : [re Carter]  What are you doing with this insect?

  Blair Waldorf : [spitefully]  Having the time of my life, thank you very much.

• Blair Waldorf : [girls shopping]  Do you know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past eighteen years? All the work, the planning.

  Serena van der Woodsen : You mean plotting?

  Blair Waldorf : Yes... exactly. I'm glad it all blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call. I was such an overachiever, I was headed for a quarter-life crisis at eighteen.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, B, you, you've had a couple of setbacks, but... there must still be a way to get into a great college, and if anyone can do it, it's you.

  Blair Waldorf : No, S. I've learned the hard way. I can't control everything... plan everything. Now, with Carter's help, I'm trying something different. In fact, if I'm somewhere and I can say "Blair Waldorf would never do that"...

  [puts on sunglasses as if its hers] 

  Blair Waldorf : Guess what. I'll do it.

  [walks away] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : B. B, you have to pay for those.

  Blair Waldorf : [playfully spiteful]  So call Security.

  [walks off] 

• Serena van der Woodsen : [at party]  Blair! Hey. You... you look great.

  [chuckles] 

  Blair Waldorf : I feel great.

  Chuck Bass : Why?

  Blair Waldorf : Because... I realize that while we can't tear out a single page of our life... we can throw the whole book in the fire.

  [this quote does not go down well with her friends] 

  Blair Waldorf : George Sand... she understands me. And what better place to go up in smoke than in front of the creme de la creme of New York society?

  Society Matron : Blair Waldorf. How are you, dear? I heard you rejected the Colony Club. Too stuffy for my taste as well.

  Blair Waldorf : [sweetly]  That's because your taste includes sleeping with your driver and popping prescription meds.

  [the shocked woman backs off] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay. Not good.

  Blair Waldorf : Not good. Like Dan-having-sex-with-Rachel-Carr-in-the-costume-closet-during-the-school-play not good.

  [Blair looks down, hurt] 

  Blair Waldorf : By the end of tonight, the old Blair will be dead and buried with no chance of resurrection.